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Moringotto's a mystery vala, he's called the World's Black Foe
For he's a master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Valinor, the Middle-Earth's despair
For when you reach the scene of crime MORINGOTTO'S NOT THERE!
Moringotto, Moringotto, there's no one like Moringotto
He's broken every Eru law, he breaks the law of gravity
His powers of levitation would make an eagle stare
And when you reach the scene of crime Moringotto's not there!
You may seek him in Utumno, you may look up in the air
But I tell you once and once again MORINGOTTO'S NOT THERE!
Moringotto's an evil vala, he's very vain and proud
You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are pricked out
His brow is deeply lined in thought, his head is highly domed
His coat is dusty from neglect, his tresses are uncombed
He sways his head from side to side with movements like a snake
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake
Moringotto, Moringotto, there's no one like Moringotto
He's a fiend in vala shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in the Aman, you may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then MORINGOTTO'S NOT THERE!
He's outwardly respectable, I know he cheats at cards
And his footprints are not found in any files of Doriath's
And when the Arda's looted or the Formenos is rifled
Or Silmarils are missing or the Noldo King's been stifled
Or the Two Trees bole is broken and the Ormal past repair
There's the wonder of the thing: Moringotto's not there!
Moringotto, Moringotto, there's no one like Moringotto
There never was a vala of such deceitfulness and suavity
He always has an alibi and one or two to spare
Whatever time the deed took place Moringotto wasn't there!
And they say that all the foes whose wicked deeds are widely known
(I might mention Ungoliant, I might mention Sauron)
Are nothing more than agents for the foe who all the time
Just controls their operations: "The ILUVATAR of Crime"!
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Moringotto, Moringotto, there's no one like Moringotto
He's a fiend in vala shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in the Aman, you may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then Moringotto
Moringotto
MORINGOTTO!!!
Moringotto!
When a crime's discovered then MORINGOTTO'S NOT THERE!